I Hate Mother Nature

I'm blaming her for staying the same this week... It makes me think of the annoying Mother Nature lady in the green suit from the Tampax commercials. (That woman is perfect for that role, by the way..) I am a little disappointed. But next week has got to be better!

We had a good workout at the gym last night. I tripped and almost fell off the treadmill while watching Salt & Pepper get his elliptical on. (Which Maggie laughed at me for.) He is just too darn cute! And he has lovely triceps.. I also ogled Ginger Gladiator's arms for awhile. I wish the original Gladiator was there last night too! They all work out in the same area.. I was hoping for a Trifecta of Manliness.

Oh, speaking of Ginger Gladiator.. I am a little disappointed in him. I saw him chatting it up with the Jersey Shore guys last night. Are they friends?! Ick. And speaking of the Jersey Shore guys.. I had a run in with the uglier of the two. We were doing side leg lifts on the treadmill.. and lifting a weight with the same arm.. And he walks behind my treadmill and goes, "Now don't kick me when I walk by! Heh." Really? I have the shortest legs in the world. The possibility of that happening is slim to none. Unless you want to get a little closer, and then I'd be happy to kick you. Was that your attempt at humor? Go back to the boardwalk.

I have a new guy to add to the Field Guide! I present to you... Grotesque Sweaty Man! "Grotesque" was Maggie's description of this unfortunate fellow. He sweats more than anyone I've ever seen. He'll get on the treadmill next to you and run for half an hour while dripping sweat all over the place. When he's done, he's literally wiping sweat up off the floor and the treadmill belt. It's really nasty. I mean, kudos to you for working on your fitness and all... But I think he has a glandular problem, for real. Might want to get that checked out, buddy.

Anyway.. The workout was good and went by fast because of all our laughing and chatting. And I was even vindicated when just before we left, Maggie tripped and almost fell too. hehe Love ya!